AISubs v3.7
Congratulations!
Finally, this day has come.
We are YouTubers, and at our friends' wedding, I don't have much experience, but don't you get told "make a video" or something like that?
- It happens a lot. - It does.
- And... have you been there? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, you have? - Basically, friends don't care if you're stupid or not, but if you're tired or something like that, they don't care.
- That's the kind of thing. - That's how it's decided.
I've made a video of my college friend, but it was stupid.
- It's difficult, isn't it? - It's not just bad, you know?
I've been to a few weddings, and I've seen videos like that, but first of all, I'm glad no one's seen it.
There are a lot of friends in that seat, so it's better to talk over there, and the relationship with the bride and groom is quite different, isn't it?
I think it's interesting as a friend, but if you look at it from the point of view of relatives or friends on the bride's side, it's just family stories, and it's kind of funny, and that's kind of slippery.
- It's like a hospital. - That's right.
- So if you're going to make a video ten times as usual, you're going to look at each other like this. - That's right, it's completely different.
- And we're almost 30 years old, and we're getting married and stuff, right? - Yes.
- At that time, I'd like to practice saying, "No wonder you're a YouTuber, you can make a video like this on the spot." - That's right.
- This time, I'm going to get married. - I've heard that kind of story, but there aren't many people who get married in their own way.
- There aren't many people, so I'm going to have someone who can't do it experience it. - Oh, I see.
- Well, you know, once in a lifetime, you know, like people say, "I've worn a wedding dress once." - Yeah.
- It's the guy's version of it. - Yeah.
- Well, one of our members is a guy who can never get married. - LOL.
- There's a guy like Abe Hiroshi who can never get married. - LOL.
- There's a guy like that. - Yes.
- This time, I'm going to force you to experience the atmosphere of the wedding. - Yeah.
- I'm sure you'll never eat it in your life. - LOL.
- I've made a wedding movie for you. - Yes.
- It was very difficult for me because I didn't have anyone to do it with me. - LOL.
- I've never done anything like this before. - What are you going to do?
- I know you might be surprised when you see the title of the movie, but I'm not married. - LOL.
- It's just that it doesn't look good in the corner. - LOL.
- If it's a normal 10 days, I'd like you to make a funny video. - Yeah.
- But it's not good for a wedding video. - Yeah.
- By the way, Shindou is evaluating our videos from three perspectives. - Three.
- One is what Shindou himself saw. - This is the most important.
- I think there are various evaluations like happy or sad, but what does Shindou think?
- And what does a friend think when they see it? - Yeah.
- A friend can enjoy it more than laughing, right? - Yeah.
- It's just that it's too big for me. - Yeah.
- And last but not least, this is the most difficult one.
- It's the gaze of the Oshin tribe. - I see. - Yeah.
- Oshin people are basically kind, you know? - Yeah.
- It's like a parameter of a friend and a joke. - Yeah.
- They'll look at you and go "Huh?" - Yeah.
- We'd like to try a very difficult mission this time. - Yeah.
- Ah. - But it's about time it starts, isn't it?
- I'm getting kind of nervous. - The main character is coming.
- Thank you for your patience.
- It's Ryo-san's introduction.
I've never seen him like that.
It's a wedding, but
he's dressed up nicely.
It's just that he doesn't have a partner.
Congratulations!
I was asking outside,
but it's just a game, right?
It's a game where the three of you make a video
and I evaluate it, right?
Huh?
Ryo, have you ever played at a wedding?
No, no, no, no.
It's rude for three people at a wedding.
A wedding is important.
If you're going to have a wedding-like person sit here,
I have to go home.
It's really the last chance at first.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's important, it's important.
No, no, no!
I'd like you to do it one more time before you wrap up.
What?
I've never heard of it before.
It's not like you're going to make me smell like a wedding.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Have you never been married before?
Have you never been married?
At first it's like that, but it's still just for fun, you know?
You know, in front of everyone, there's often a "shall we make a vow?" kind of thing, right?
If we say it out loud, his feelings will be solidified, you know?
That's right.
Anyway, I'm sure something happened.
I'm sure that, aside from the night school, everything else...
If we don't get any food, we won't get any letters, right?
Yeah, he won't get married.
But isn't the night school time starting soon?
I'm curious about that.
Who made it?
When it's playing, I get really nervous.
When it's playing, I look around.
And now, we have a message from your friend, Tetsuya-sama.
This time I made it.
Please pay attention to the screen.
It's coming, it's coming.
"Poi".
It's "poi", "poi", "poi".
What is "poi"?
Congratulations on your wedding.
I'm Toyama.
Toyama.
I wanted you to get married and study.
However, due to personal circumstances, I couldn't do it.
Oh, you're pretty serious about it.
It's a great wedding.
I'd like to send you a message, and I've sent you this video.
What did you send me?
A video message?
No, I didn't send you one.
Oh, you're a senior in club activities.
You're a senior in club activities.
I only heard your name.
I'm happy for you, Toyama.
I see.
Let's go.
Yes, let's play.
You don't have to worry about it.
Wow, I'm happy.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry to say this, but I'm planning to go to Kisado.
No, you're not.
You're a natural, aren't you?
Why are you getting up?
I've been winning the macro contest since I was in elementary school.
You're right.
You're a macro contest winner.
But if you get married, you'll know who's good and who's not.
Someone said, "You're Tsubasa."
I said, "No, you're Tsubasa Mori."
And you said, "Oh, you're Mori."
No, I'm not.
Stop it.
Are you okay with getting married and talking like this?
Tell me if you're okay with it.
I'm Tsubasa Mori.
I'd like to see you again.
I'd like to see you every week.
You laugh a lot, don't you?
I'd like to meet you.
I'm sure you have someone you'd like to meet.
Hey, congratulations on your wedding.
I'm Yuki.
I'm Koki.
I'm Yokushi.
I married Yokushi out of impulse.
I always run.
Anyway, marrying someone you love so much can be hard.
I love myself too.
We're fated, so I wish we'd never meet.
Be happy and be healthy.
Thank you.
Good morning, everyone.
Hey, you!
What's wrong with you?
Are you drunk?
I'm a little drunk.
Can you please be quiet?
When I was in high school, I used to play with my friends in the kindergarten.
Every day, I played with my friends.
You hit me, didn't you?
You hit me.
I'm sleepy.
I like you.
You are a bad guy.
Congratulations again.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Thank you very much.
What?
You just said something weird.
The setting is...
Great.
It's great.
So...
It has become something great.
When it comes to extra footage,
it's common sense to get footage.
The extra footage is well done,
but the setting is buggy.
Setting?
Because everyone
wanted to go there,
but couldn't go there.
That's right.
People who want to go there can tell their feelings.
That's right.
That's how much Ryo-kun is loved by his friends.
That's right.
He really wants to celebrate with his friends.
So, Ryo-san.
The extra footage is...
3 out of 10 points from a groom's point of view.
3 points from a friend's point of view.
And...
3 points from a parent's point of view.
9 out of 10 points in total.
That's right.
Please rate this extra footage.
I see.
I'll rate it 5 out of 10.
Good luck.
Don't cry.
I'll announce it.
Yes.
First of all,
from a groom's point of view,
it's 4 out of 10.
That's right.
Everyone has their own personal connections.
You can't say you don't know anyone.
You can't say you don't remember anyone.
Next, from a friend's point of view.
3 points.
Well, friends are both friends, so there are people who say, "Oh, I don't know."
That's right. I think there are places where you don't know if you can enjoy it as a whole.
And finally, parents' point of view.
3 points.
Oh, I see.
Well, I was a little reluctant to say that it was the best, but would you like to summarize it, Ryo- san?
Yes. First of all, from my point of view, I was very happy to receive a lot of messages from my friends for the first time in a while.
However, if there were one more accent, I think I would have gotten 5 points.
It's the same from a friend's point of view.
Well, I was a little worried about whether other people would enjoy it, so I gave it a little deduction.
Well, it was something that would make anyone feel good, so 3 points.
Well, parents are the same.
I was happy with a normal deduction movie.
Well, it's important not to make mistakes in a safe place, so it's a little strong to say that it's slippery and doesn't look like it.
That's right. It's not for laughing, it's really for the public.
It's a simple deduction.
Now, with that said, this time, I got only three deductions and it was a very luxurious experience.
Then, isn't it time for the second deduction?
Then, please pay attention to the screen.
It's "Countdown" from the movie "Countdown".
It's a common official movie, isn't it?
That's right.
My name is Fukuo.
What?
I'm from Saisho Prefecture.
I'm the most handsome man in the world.
It's not the opposite.
Anyway, I'm going to drink this super expensive and aesthetic coffee in the morning.
It's like a joke, isn't it?
Oh, that's right. You like coffee the most, don't you?
When I was in college, I wanted to run and YouTube was a success.
I'm happy and proud of myself.
It's a little short, isn't it?
I'm a mangaka.
I'm the most handsome man in the world, aren't I?
It's wonderful!
Just looking at you makes me wet.
What do you mean "wet" in Japanese?
However, I don't have enough of it.
It's a manga video.
It's a wonderful spring.
That's why I can't go around the fateful encounter that shakes my heart.
Damn it!
Am I too attractive?
Don't say that.
I'm looking at you drinking coffee in the morning.
I don't know if it's true or not.
Somehow I met you earlier.
Um, I'm sorry!
Hmm?
When I fell in love with you, my heart was thrilled for the first time in 20 years.
I'm sorry!
The parrot I knew ran away.
Didn't you see it around here?
It's not like that anime.
I thought of her at first sight.
What is she saying?
Oh, I see.
Because there are actual memories.
Yes, at first sight.
You're my destiny.
I want to get along with you.
I thought so at first. It's fate.
I've been born in this world for less than 30 years. I'm not the one who misses this chance!
My name is Hatsuo Igime!
I'll remove my mind and common sense from the game and invite you to my favorite date!
Listen! My handsome voice!
Would you like some tea after this?
Wow, you said it as soon as you met me!
It must have been fate.
She was struck by my handsome voice and fell in love with me without reason.
She was treated like an ordinary high school student.
I see. This may be happiness.
I've been wanting to be with her for a long time.
And last year, I went to a restaurant where I could see a little bit of the night view.
Of course, I was struck by her voice.
I wish you happiness for the rest of your life!
Please get married!
Wow, you're a gentleman!
Go home!
It's huge!
And it's rare.
I'm happy only with Gundam.
Thank you, everyone!
I'm happy!
He's a weird Yankee I met for the first time.
My parents, who raised me to be so tall...
No, that's not true.
Hey, you!
Tetsuya, that's...
Garigari Kumori.
My stupid friend, Tetsuya.
And...
Akiko, who's next to me now.
Akiko?
Akiko, everyone's stupid friend.
And finally...
Tetsuya.
Can I say something?
Sure.
Let's all live happily ever after!
I'm happy you're here with me.
Thank you for everything!
Wow!
This is really amazing!
So, this is my goal movie.
It's amazing!
What do you think we should do?
I'd like you to do something for me.
My friend's little brother is like a manga artist.
Your friend's little brother?
Yes, I'd like you to do something for him.
He's like my little brother.
What?
That's amazing!
If it's a picture, he won't say "I don't know you."
I think he'll see me like "Oh, you're that kind of person."
That's right.
By talking to you on the way,
I thought you'd like it.
I'd like you to try that kind of thing.
That's a great system.
I'm glad it came out in one piece.
What did you think of it?
It's just high-quality and scary.
That's a really good system.
Thank you very much.
I think it will be introduced nationwide.
It's really good.
I think Shibata and Naoki made a lot of money.
It's a nationwide system.
I think Naoki made a lot of money.
I'd like you to do something for me.
Shindo has five points.
Yujin has five points.
Oyame has four points.
That's amazing!
I'm happy about this.
Actually, it's going to be my real story.
That's not the case.
If it's not you, it won't be like that.
If you think about it like that, it'll be a lot of fun.
I'll be happy, too.
I'll be embarrassed if I show up.
I'm going to say my real proposal here.
Yujin will be happy to see it.
That's right.
If you show up only one point, you'll be called "wet".
It's too vulgar.
I don't think my parents will like it.
It's okay.
I'm not going to say it.
If my parents come out and talk to me, I think I'll be able to do that.
I think it's good to see the shadow of cooperators.
I'm glad you liked it.
Thank you very much.
Well, it's about time for our third trip.
Oh, we're going on a trip again.
Thank you for waiting.
Next, we have a video from our friend Shibayu- sama.
Please pay attention to the screen.
I usually make weird things, but this time...
Huh?
Oh!
It's pretty much the same.
It's a weird trick.
I'm sure it's good.
I've been doing it since I was in kindergarten or high school until I graduated from college.
Well, I'm graduating now.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I think it's been going around for the longest time.
I didn't know it would be like this.
It's fast.
My family and I have been together since high school.
High school and summer are the same as now.
It hasn't changed much.
I haven't fallen in love yet, so I'm worried about losing it.
It's changed!
It was taken when you were a kid.
It's not a good picture.
I'm a little worried.
Even now that you're in the second year of high school, you're worried.
You're with your family about three times a week.
Now I live with my family and share a room with them.
So even if we get married, I don't think we'll be together.
I know.
To be honest, you're family, right?
It hasn't changed much.
It hasn't changed much, but I'm worried about losing my wife and children.
There are people like that.
My family is getting married, so I don't think we'll be together.
Let me tell you a strong story.
That's no good.
It's a dead man's story.
It's a fight.
But my wife is a perfectionist, so what did you say? Kasumi? Kazuma? Kazuma-san?
You don't think this is right, do you?
No, I don't.
You're the only one who's been dating like that!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What do you mean?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're the only one who's been dating like that!
Stop it, please.
Each of you is a representative of friendship.
Oh, sunglasses.
What?
What is it?
That's amazing.
You're a big woman, aren't you?
I love you!
I love you, too.
What did you say out of the blue?
I love you, too.
I love you, too!
That's it.
No, I don't want it!
I don't want it!
I know!
No!
I'm sorry.
Is it bad?
It's a little hot.
Right?
Still?
It's costly.
You don't have to say that.
I'm glad you bought it in the end.
What is it at this hour?
This is free-time.
Then shake it off.
Don't say anything and buy it yourself.
Yes, that's why I bought it.
It's interesting.
I did it again.
I can only think of the same scene.
Don't point it at ordinary people.
I wanted you to see that friends are saying each other's good points.
I wanted you to get angry.
There is no such thing.
What did you think, Ryo-san?
It was interesting.
It's funny that ordinary friends are doing that.
They are ordinary people.
Everyone who appeared today is ordinary.
Ryo-san, please say it again.
Both eyes.
Four points.
Friend's eyes.
Three points.
Boss's eyes.
Two points.
You just got lost.
Two points.
I was a little worried.
I enjoyed it.
I don't think everyone can enjoy it.
It's hard to hear a unique voice at a wedding.
It would have been better if it was an oracle song.
From my boss's point of view, it may not be laughable for older people.
I think so.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Well, this time, Ryo made a video today.
Yes.
I think it was the best for me.
No, it was great. Thank you very much.
I was happy to be able to celebrate my precious friend's once-in-a-lifetime success like this.
I was happy.
Yeah.
When I got a message from everyone, I felt like "Oh, finally!"
Oh, it's heavy.
Are you getting married?
I'm very happy that we were able to celebrate Ryo's wedding like this.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you again.
Ryo, congratulations!
Thank you.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Congratulations on your wedding.
Thank you.
Congratulations.